《美國戰隊：世界警察》是一部喜劇動(dòng)作電影，講述了一個(gè)名為環(huán)球特警組的組織，他們的任務(wù)是保護世界免受威脅。特警組接到消息稱(chēng)某個(gè)獨裁者正在向恐怖組織兜售大規模殺傷性武器，于是他們招募了百老匯演員加里來(lái)完成這個(gè)任務(wù)。加里成功潛入軍火交易商的基地，發(fā)現了獨裁者的真實(shí)身份。電影以幽默的方式展現了特警組成員們的冒險故事。

    事先聲明，這是一部限制級電影，如果你無(wú)法接受重口味暴力血腥粗口性語(yǔ)言等元素的話(huà)，請不要試圖尋找這部電影，也不用往下看了。
    看了以上說(shuō)明的朋友們，請不要懷疑，這確實(shí)是部木偶劇，起碼是以木偶劇為形式的動(dòng)畫(huà)，本片的強悍之處就在于能把木偶劇拍成限制級。
    影片一開(kāi)頭，一派和平美好的法國街頭景象，配樂(lè )那個(gè)悠揚啊，感覺(jué)像在看羅馬假日一樣，然后恐怖組織拿著(zhù)炸彈出現了，然后美國戰隊出現了，于是埃菲爾鐵塔倒了，盧浮宮毀了，當然這跟恐怖分子沒(méi)有太大的關(guān)系，都是美國大兵搞的鬼。結果恐怖分子被擊斃了，法國也毀了，美國戰隊鼓舞歡騰，接下來(lái)是惡俗的愛(ài)情橋段。短短的5分鐘，在諷刺美國大兵的同時(shí)，順便惡搞了好萊塢槍?xiě)痣娪爸兴薪?jīng)典俗套情節。
    鏡頭一轉，主角唱著(zhù)“Everyone has AIDS”在百老匯出場(chǎng)了，歌很好聽(tīng)，歌詞很汗，由此帶出了本片的主旨——Actor save the world，電影正式開(kāi)演。前半段只能說(shuō)是普通水平的諷刺動(dòng)畫(huà)，但到了后半段，本片晉升經(jīng)典之列。
    你可以很汗的看到兩個(gè)木偶在鏡頭上用各種姿勢fxxking，就因為這段，我汗了好久。。。
    你可以看到金正日唐僧般哀怨的唱著(zhù)“I'm lonely”，然后把所有的L都發(fā)成了R，那首歌居然挺好聽(tīng)。
    你可以看到好萊塢眾多熟悉的面孔被制成木偶，組成了一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)稱(chēng)為F.A.G.的團體（--b），然后輪流被爆頭。
    等等等等。
    接下來(lái)摘錄一下本片最經(jīng)典的理論：dick, pussy, asshole論。
    There are three kinds of people：
    Dicks，pussies and assholes.
    Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
    But then you got your assholes.
    And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
    So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes.
    And if they didn't fuck the assholes， you know what you'd get?
    You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
    本段話(huà)在影片的最后還做了個(gè)升華。
    We're reckless， arrogant， stupid dicks.
    And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
    And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.
    Pussies don't like dicks， because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
    Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
    But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
    The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
    Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
    And it takes a pussy to show them that.
    But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
    Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
    I don't know much in this crazy， crazy world,but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
    最后，這部電影的音樂(lè )都很好聽(tīng)，歌詞都很好玩。
    

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